February 2012
“I don’t want to be choosing between two girls, I want to be a complete head over...”
– Ted Mosby (via followandreblog)
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
riffclichard:
if you’re sad about being alone on valentine’s day just remember nobody loves you on any other day of the year either
