December 2011
Dec 27th
521 notes
Dec 27th
3,230 notes
Dec 27th
62,900 notes
doctor: are you sexually active
me: what's that
Dec 27th
17,437 notes
Dec 27th
827 notes
Dec 27th
1,743 notes
Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
Murderer: ok
Dec 26th
166,675 notes
Dec 26th
259,368 notes
Dec 26th
2,259 notes
Dec 25th
1,208 notes
Dec 25th
1,007 notes
Dec 25th
174,043 notes
Dec 25th
12,621 notes
Dec 25th
146,798 notes
Dec 25th
7,744 notes
Dec 25th
85,835 notes
Dec 25th
530 notes
Dec 24th
33,512 notes
Dec 24th
53,183 notes
Dec 24th
2,020 notes
Dec 24th
9,978 notes
Dec 24th
5,433 notes
Dec 22nd
16,749 notes
Dec 22nd
2,292 notes
me: mum, i'm so in love with my boyfriend
mum: really? i can't wait to meet him
me: me too
Dec 21st
35,679 notes
Dec 21st
916 notes
Dec 21st
115,957 notes
Dec 20th
320 notes
Dec 20th
531 notes
Dec 20th
547 notes
Dec 20th
230,300 notes
Dec 20th
1,679 notes
Dec 20th
15,697 notes
Dec 20th
117,796 notes
Dec 20th
5,049 notes
Dec 20th
2,857 notes
Dec 20th
9,234 notes
Dec 19th
60,072 notes
Dec 19th
7,752 notes
Dec 19th
13,537 notes
You know you're unpopular when you don't have to...
cloudkevin:
Dec 19th
392 notes
Dec 19th
931 notes
Dec 19th
1,163 notes
Dec 19th
72,163 notes
Dec 19th
9,042 notes
Joan: Am I losing Adam?
God: People don't really belong to each other, Joan, regardless of what contract they sign. They choose each other every day.
Dec 19th
95 notes
Dec 19th
109,462 notes
Dec 19th
2,047 notes
Dec 18th
7,999 notes
Dec 18th
47,536 notes