February 2012
Unfailingly.: The Wait. →
cupkaye:
I will meet you. I don’t know when, but I will and when I do, I’ll do back flips and sing Spanish love songs and shower the world with molten chocolate. But before that a disclaimer: I regretfully admit that my heart hasn’t been kept at its best state for you. I’ve subjected it…
I don’t want to be choosing between two girls, I want to be a complete head over...
– Ted Mosby (via followandreblog)
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
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Astronomy professor:
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Astronomy professor:
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Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!